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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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