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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘
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