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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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