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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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