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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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