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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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