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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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