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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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