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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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