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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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