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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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