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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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