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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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