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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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