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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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