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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗
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