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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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