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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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