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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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