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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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