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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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