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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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