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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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