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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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