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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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