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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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