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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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