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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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