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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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