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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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