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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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