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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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