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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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