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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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