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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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