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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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