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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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