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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet …

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dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶

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