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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet …

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rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕

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