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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet …

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monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶

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