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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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