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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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