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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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