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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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