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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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