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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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