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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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