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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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