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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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