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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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