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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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