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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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