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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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