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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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