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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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