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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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