Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.