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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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