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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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