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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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